Mike Mountain

"Your business would still be open if you would travel in groups of only two people or less. Your restaurant could be open in 18 months if you all agree to go outside for only this pre-approved list of reasons experts have deemed "necessary." Are you sure you are "essential?" What makes you think you are essential? We'll tell you who is essential. "If you would just stop being greedy and going to restaurants and if you would just comply and stop being selfish and resisting, we may be able to have a normal life again. Humans are dirty, and if you would cover your dirty mouths, then many more people would still be alive right now. We would not have to lock down the entire country if you would just wash your dirty, stinking hands." "Papers, please. Present your papers. We are on level 100 lockdown because deplorables decided they knew better than experts. Good thing we have baskets for deplorables like you. Get in this train car for mandatory qu...

In celebration of Cucker's thorough cuckening in CuckGate 2020, I have written a selection of limericks. Time to stop the steal Cuck... I mean, Tuck. Not okay for you Cuck left when you should be Tucking right. Turncoat Cuckerson cucks on a dime For a cuck, never better a time When a bull sees his wife Cuck must run for his life To stand at the back of the line Cucker Tuckerson cucks in a jiffy "This evidence, inconclusive and iffy...." Primetime, he has "facts in" 'bout releasing this "Kraken" Least his bow-tie is ever so spiffy A cuck always cucks, yes it's true With mild pressure of a media milieu When Soros bids, "Hop" He might pop out his socks And refrain from ever naming the .... The Tuck is a cuck and a king King Cuck, rings his bell, "ding-a-ling" So his controllers can see him A wiggle and a reelin' 'Round his neck, not a crown, but a ring Update: The Tuck clucks a-clucky cluck cuck Like a chicken or quacks...

If at this point, anyone continues to deny the obvious fraud involved in this election, remember that this is nothing we have not experienced. Voter fraud is a normal aspect of all elections. That is why exhaustive measures are generally taken to prevent cheating in all games involving national or monetary importance. Only a child would believe otherwise and we have clear until the electorates vote to fight this out in court. The US Presidential election is the most important election in the world, without equality. Considering that the EU is unelected, then this should be even more obvious. Countries and various groups take an interest, and many nefarious players are diligently working to manipulate the results in their favor. The most obvious is to bribe both sides, which was an effective tactic in contests between the likes of known quantities like Bush and Gore, but the tactics become much more focused on manipulating the vote tallies when someone as monumental Trump is obstructing...

The steal is happening right before your eyes. Even Acosta gets better SEO than the POTUS. Really makes you wonder what they could be so afraid of? 🤔🤔🤔 UPDATE Multiple steps necessary to stop you from retweeting the POTUS.... They are super scuuurrred.

America is dead. It was dead long before you were born and there is no resurrecting it. Its time on earth was splendid and fleeting, like a flower in the spring, but as autumn came and the weather shifted, the light faded and air grew cold, the sun set on a once promising experiment in self-government never to rise again. The new America is an empire; a wolf wearing the gutted fleece of a once strong and noble buck. A war took place in order to impose the will of the federal government not only over the states in the Confederacy, but on each and every one of the diverse and once proud states of the union. You can argue about the merits of the Civil War, but not over the effect. The Constitutional Republic was weakened, and the imperial control of Washington was instituted over the fledgling, subjugated republics. That was the when the coroner first called the time of expiry. And like any historical empire, immoral as they all are, we expanded; bases were erected in over 100 c...

As is typical for the humorless and joyless left, jokes fly way over their head. "It’s enough to eat a little less. You talk about environmental pollution. It’s enough to poop every other day. That will be better for the whole world." Jair Bolsonaro, President of Brazil, in a spectacular Brazilian jiujitsu turnaround , threw back the onus to the leftist environmental scare-mongers by offering some advice to those who would put the health of trees over the raising of a large proportion of his country out of poverty, a problem which has historically plagued Brazil. Roughly 26.5% of the population was living under the poverty line in 2017, according to the World Bank. Sure, it is perfectly reasonable to be concerned over rapid deforestation of this precious natural resource, most of which has occurred long before Bolsonaro had been in power, but for Western European powers to lecture the Brazilian President while at the same time feeding their ravenous appetite for Amazoni...