Big Tuck Energy
In celebration of Cucker's thorough cuckening in CuckGate 2020, I have written a selection of limericks. Time to stop the steal Cuck... I mean, Tuck. Not okay for you Cuck left when you should be Tucking right. Turncoat Cuckerson cucks on a dime For a cuck, never better a time When a bull sees his wife Cuck must run for his life To stand at the back of the line Cucker Tuckerson cucks in a jiffy "This evidence, inconclusive and iffy...." Primetime, he has "facts in" 'bout releasing this "Kraken" Least his bow-tie is ever so spiffy A cuck always cucks, yes it's true With mild pressure of a media milieu When Soros bids, "Hop" He might pop out his socks And refrain from ever naming the .... The Tuck is a cuck and a king King Cuck, rings his bell, "ding-a-ling" So his controllers can see him A wiggle and a reelin' 'Round his neck, not a crown, but a ring Update: The Tuck clucks a-clucky cluck cuck Like a chicken or quacks...