Variations on a Theme in SSH

The SSH (Social Sexual Hierarchy) does a great job of describing oft overlooked classes of sexual man, but so much nuance is lost in its widely generalized categories. Here I have drilled down to do justice to the in-betweens.
 
Deltoid Male: Very muscular V-shaped Delta
Ligma Male: A gay Sigma
Mecha Gamma: ChatGPT when you ask it to say a racial slur against anyone but white people
Glamma: A gay Gamma
Stigma: A Sigma with Tourette Syndrome
Ortega: A Mexican Omega
Alfalpha: Natural leader of The Little Rascals
Smelta: A Delta engaged in smelt conservation on the Mississippi delta

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