Ouch, My Swelling Heart... Yet Another Rare Blood Disease

From the reports you would think this was a cause for celebration, but sadly, their blood was yet another casualty of the war on coofing.


Only a 24x increase of a rare blood disease? Sounds like a reasonable trade-off. Fear not for the Juneteenth festivities will continue. Being that some of us are more susceptible to the racism-induced effects of the "totally not the flu, bro," they should be allowed to continue twerking on emergency services just a bit longer. Have a (myocarditic) heart, my friends.


Twerk though your hearts are plumping. Twerk just to keep them pumping....





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